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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 24 | | | | Joke: | A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said the monster. Certainly maam, said the undertaker, but there was really no need to bring her with you. | | | |
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