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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisks bad for parrots.""Oh it wasnt the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, You will be missed." Visiting the funeral home, she was p... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "Thats it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicio... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. A... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that its up to you."... more
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