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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisks bad for parrots.""Oh it wasnt the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier." | | | |
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