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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 38 | | | | Joke: | At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husbands last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said I dont know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at only 20 cents a tin..." | | | |
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