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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," replied the Sheriff. "We just put the rope round your neck and kick the horse away. After that its up to you." | | | |
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