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| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers fune... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husbands last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said I dont know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "its not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its firs... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"... more
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