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| | Category: | Dead and dying jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you." | | | |
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