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| Phoning the florist to order some flowers for her lovers funeral, woman was caught off guard when asked what message she wanted on the card. "Message?" she sputtered. "Well, I guess, You will be missed." Visiting the funeral home, she was p... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husbandto be buried in a dark blue suit.He asks, "Wouldnt it just be easier to bury him in the black suitthat hes weari... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 7. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisks bad for parrots.""Oh it wasnt the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble... more
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| 9. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf."The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I ca... more
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| 10. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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