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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more | |
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| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more | |
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her husbands last words. "Yes," she replied. "He said I dont know how that shop can make a profit from selling this salmon at... more | |
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husbandto be buried in a dark blue suit.He asks, "Wouldnt it just be easier to bury him in the black suitthat hes weari... more | |
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| Why do cemeteries have fences around them?Because people are dying to get in.... more | |
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more | |
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up!... more | |
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really horrible is that they had trouble keeping the body in the casket. They put his left leg in....Well, you know the rest.... more | |
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more | |
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| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more |
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