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| "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. "Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisks bad for parrots.""Oh it wasnt the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch in a minute." The man said, "Do me a favor and throw it out the window!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes  |
| An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son... more
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| 5. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| 6. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass Id like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf."The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I ca... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortunately, I found some in the neck of time."... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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