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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| 2. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room.Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "Thats it, one last timebefore I die I must have some of your delicio... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir," the new employee replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmothers fune... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "its not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its firs... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What did the little kid do with the dead battery?He buried it.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said the monster. Certainly maam, said the undertaker, but there was really no need to bring her with you.... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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