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| | Category: | Judge jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 19 | | | | Joke: | The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because youve had it decorated since the last time I was here." | | | |
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