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| Whats a vampires favorite dance? The Fang Tango.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Dance jokes |
| There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."... more | |
| 3. | Category: Dance jokes |
| An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down m... more | |
| 4. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?Because the top said, "Twist to open."... more | |
| 5. | Category: Dance jokes |
| These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, im gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?... more | |
| 6. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?One goes quick on her beautiful legs, the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Dance jokes |
| How do you make a tissue dance ?Put a little boogie in it !... more | |
| 9. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?A. Ihop... more | |
| 10. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What do you call someone who dances on cars ?A morris dancer !... more |
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