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Category:	Dance jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	31

Joke:	These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, im gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?

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