| 1. | Category: Dance jokes  | | Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!... more
| | 2. | Category: Dance jokes | | What do you call someone who dances on cars ?A morris dancer !... more
| | 3. | Category: Dance jokes | | There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."... more
| | 4. | Category: Dance jokes | | Which dances do the burgers do best?The burger-loo and the char char!... more
| | 5. | Category: Dance jokes | | Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesnt sound so terrible... more
| | 6. | Category: Dance jokes | | How do they dance in Arabia?Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).... more
| | 7. | Category: Dance jokes | | What dance do you do when summer is over?Tango (tan go).... more
| | 8. | Category: Dance jokes | | An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down m... more
| | 9. | Category: Dance jokes | | What is a frogs favorite dance? The Lindy Hop.... more
| | 10. | Category: Dance jokes | | These two friends are about to go to a club. One of them has a wooden eye. He said If someone says something about my eye, im gonna snap. They get there, and he asks a girl to dance. She says, Would I?... more
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