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| 1. | Category: Dance jokes  |
| An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down m... more | |
| 2. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Why dont dogs make good dancers ?Because they have two left feet !... more | |
| 3. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Andy: "Doc, I had the worst dream of my life last night. I dreamed I was with twelve of the most beautiful chorus girls in the world. Blondes, brunettes, redheads, all dancing in a row." Doctor: "Hold it, Andy. That doesnt sound so terrible... more | |
| 4. | Category: Dance jokes |
| How do you make a tissue dance ?Put a little boogie in it !... more | |
| 5. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?Dark Raver !... more | |
| 6. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Why did the two knives go to the dance together?Because they both looked sharp!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise?A. An Ocean "Liner"... more | |
| 8. | Category: Dance jokes |
| What dance do hippies hate?A square dance.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Dance jokes |
| Whats a vampires favorite dance? The Fang Tango.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Dance jokes |
| How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?He wears the cardboard box on his boots.... more |
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