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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!! | | | |
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