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| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts... more | |
| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more | |
| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! Im a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think Im daft," said the officer. "You stand here and Ill get it."... more |
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