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| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more | |
| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more | |
| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more | |
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| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! Im a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been... more | |
| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more | |
| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more | |
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| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more | |
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| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think Im daft," said the officer. "You stand here and Ill get it."... more |
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