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| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more | |
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| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"... more | |
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| When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more | |
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| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?"... more | |
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| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more | |
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| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more | |
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| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more | |
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| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more |
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