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| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more | |
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| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more | |
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| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more | |
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| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more | |
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| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said,... more | |
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| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more | |
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| Why are burglars such good tennis players ?Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !... more | |
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| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more | |
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| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more |
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