| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, I want to listen to i... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said,... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What kind of robbery is not dangerous?A safe robbery.... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes | | If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! Im a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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