| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?"... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | When did the criminal get smart?When the judge threw the book at him.... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."Thats no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
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