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| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills himself? Does it spoil the fun? I also think about the death row prisoner in Texas who, on the day before his execution... more | |
| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think Im daft," said the officer. "You stand here and Ill get it."... more | |
| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more | |
| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more | |
| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more | |
| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more | |
| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more |
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