Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 14 | | | | Joke: | Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out. | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Criminal Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes," replied the murderer. "Will you hold my hand?"... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour,... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?Al Caprawn !... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
|
Copyright
2006-2009 TheJokesNetwork.com All rights reserved. Privacy Policy. | 