| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Knock KnockWhos there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars dont knock !... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doin... more
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