| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voic... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morning." "Who shall I call," her husband asked, "police or ambulance?"... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Fred: We had a burglary last night, and they took everything except the soap and towels. Harry: The dirty crooks.... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ?Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !... more
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