| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with hismeager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of hiscell, Rocky heard a voice... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, I want to listen to i... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour,... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes | | I think I hear burglars, dear. Are you awake? No!... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?F.B.I.... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
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