| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."Thats no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes | | A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think Im daft," said the officer. "You stand here and Ill get it."... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been... more
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