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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 35 | | | | Joke: | A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ?Through the doorway - there were no doors remember ! | | | |
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