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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental. | | | |
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