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Category:	Criminal jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	36

Joke:	A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think Im daft," said the officer. "You stand here and Ill get it."

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