| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with hismeager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of hiscell, Rocky heard a voice... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think Im daft," said the officer. "You stand here and Ill get it."... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a miniature high wire, ride a tiny one-wheel bike, balance on a pair of stilts... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!... more
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