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Category:	Criminal jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Joke:	Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! Im a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.

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