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| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more | |
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| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voic... more | |
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| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more | |
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| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more | |
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| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more | |
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| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more | |
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| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more | |
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| What do you call a robbery in China ?A Chinese take away !... more | |
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| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more | |
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| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, "Englander,your arm is infected with gangrene vee must cut it off." The English prisoner said,... more |
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