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| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doin... more | |
| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly. "You must think Im daft," said the officer. "You stand here and Ill get it."... more | |
| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more | |
| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out ?Through the doorway - there were no doors remember !... more | |
| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more | |
| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more | |
| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more | |
| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all.A going-away party.... more |
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