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| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more | |
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| Why was the robber bionic? He was holding up a bank.... more | |
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| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more | |
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| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more | |
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| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been... more | |
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| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more | |
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| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more | |
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| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."Thats no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"... more | |
| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more | |
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| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in prison and being nervous he figures he had better introduce himself, He extends his hand and says with a quivering voic... more |
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