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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 25 | | | | Joke: | A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean a stick up?" asked the girl. "No," said the robber, "its a muckup. Ive forgotten my gun." | | | |
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