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Category:	Criminal jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	44

Joke:	"Dad," said Fred to his father, who was a bank robber. "I need $50 for the school trip tomorrow." "OK, son," said his dad, "Ill get you the cash when the bank closes."

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