| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  | | A stupid bank robber rushed into a bank, pointed two fingers at the clerk and said, "This is a muck up!" "Dont you mean a stick up?" asked the girl. "No," said the robber, "its a muckup. Ive forgotten my gun."... more
| | 2. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
| | 3. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
| | 4. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them.... more
| | 5. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
| | 6. | Category: Criminal jokes | | What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
| | 7. | Category: Criminal jokes | | t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."Thats no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing this shopping?"... more
| | 8. | Category: Criminal jokes | | Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
| | 9. | Category: Criminal jokes | | When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.... more
| | 10. | Category: Criminal jokes | | The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!"... more
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