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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the crook boss. "Only doing what you ordered," said the stupid thug. "You told me to lie low for a bit!" | | | |
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