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Category:	Criminal jokes
Date Added:	11/10/2007
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Views:	15

Joke:	When the school was broken into, the thieves took absolutely everything - desks, books, blackboards, everything apart from the soap in the lavatories and all the towels. The police are looking for a pair of dirty criminals.

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