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| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more | |
| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more | |
| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more | |
| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more | |
| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit more comfortable with hismeager surroundings. As he leaned against the bars at the front of hiscell, Rocky heard a voice... more | |
| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more | |
| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more | |
| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more | |
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| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more | |
| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who is the strongest thief?A shoplifter.... more |
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