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| | Category: | Criminal jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 26 | | | | Joke: | Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them. | | | |
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