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| What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... more | |
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| Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the range.... more | |
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| Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, theyd cut the rope and hed drop... more | |
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| What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?Bronchitis (bronc-itis).... more | |
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| The eastern lady who was all ready to take a horseback ride said to the cowboy, "Can you get me a nice gentle pony?" "Shore," said the cowboy. "What kind of a saddle do you want, English or western?" "Whats the difference?" asked the lady.... more | |
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| Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!... more | |
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| What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!... more | |
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| Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "Hes going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back." "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "Hell always b... more | |
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| The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but youre only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didnt budge. The usher... more | |
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| What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.... more |
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