| 1. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?He was always horsing around.... more
| | 2. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry.... more
| | 3. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Why did the cowboys car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.... more
| | 4. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | What advice to cows give?Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!... more
| | 5. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Teacher: When do astronauts eat?Pupil: At launch time!... more
| | 6. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.... more
| | 7. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope, nary a one.""None? Youve never had any accidents.""Nope. Aint never had one. Never.""We... more
| | 8. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first visit to a big-city church. "When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral," Joe began. "You mean the parking lot," interrupted Charlie, a more worl... more
| | 9. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but youre only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didnt budge. The usher... more
| | 10. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters."Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?""My names Tex, officer," said the cowboy." eh?" said the police o... more
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