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| | Category: | Cowboy jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 82 | | | | Joke: | Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?Because he rode the range. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. "I know that smart aleck Tex," said the first. "Hes going to start bragging about that new foreign car he bought as soon as he gets back." "Not Tex," the second cowboy replied. "Hell always b... more
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| | 9. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | It's the time of the Old West.
A citizen of the town comes running into the saloon and screams, "Big Bad Bart is coming! Big Bad Bart is coming! We gotta get outta town."
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| | 10. | Category: Cowboy jokes | | Why did the cowboys car stop?It had Injun (engine) trouble.... more
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