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| | Category: | Cowboy jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 75 | | | | Joke: | Why did the cowboy ride his horse?Because the horse was too heavy to carry. | | | |
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| 1. | Category: Cowboy jokes  | | Three cowboys of the world are sitting around camp talking about how tough they were and the tales kept getting bigger and bigger. The cowboy from Australia says, "I wrestled a 200 pound crocodile and may it cry like a baby." The Cowboy fro... more
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