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| | Category: | Idiot and fool jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 23 | | | | Joke: | I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at itcause it was prettier than most.The clerk said, "Its made in Germany".I said, "Thats too bad, I cant use it then".The clerk said, "Whats the matter? You dont like German pens?"I said, "No. I just never learned to write German." | | | |
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