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| If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull!... more | |
| 2. | Category: Cow jokes |
| If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ? Plenty of milk !... more | |
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| What do cows do when theyre introduced? They give each other a milk shake!... more | |
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| Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!... more | |
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| What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together.... more | |
| 6. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!... more | |
| 7. | Category: Cow jokes |
| Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter, cheese, ice cream ... and two cows!... more | |
| 8. | Category: Cow jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a cow, a french fry, and a sofa? A cowch potato!... more | |
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| Where do cows like to ride on trains?In the cow-boose.... more | |
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| What is a moo hoo for a delightful ranch owner? A charmer farmer!... more |
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